“You’re assignment is too write a short fictional story”
“But keep it realistic, no fantasy worlds”
WHEN THIS GUY:
IS ACTUALLY PLAYED BY THIS GUY:
ALSO WHEN THIS GUY:
IS ACTUALLY PLAYED BY THIS GUY:
THAN WE HAVE THIS GUY
ACTUALLY PLAYED BY THIS GUY
Ah yes sir, Mr. Moffat, sir, I have a few questions about the latest Doctor Who episode if you don’t mind

When traffic was making him late for his panel, he didn’t just sit in the car and wait for it to take him to the hotel.
He got out of the car and RAN the rest of the way to the hotel x x x
I’m sorry, but celebrities don’t do that. They accept that they’re going to be late and apologize when they get there. They don’t get out of the car and run the rest of the way to the hotel so that they don’t let down their fans.
Bravo, Mr. Collins. Bravo.